Shakespeare GIFs (Twelfth Night Edition)

 

So, the Globe Theatre's recent all-male productions of Twelfth Night and Richard III are currently in previews on Broadway, and I am insanely jealous of anyone who might have tickets. Fortunately, for those of us unable to hop on over to New York at the drop of a hat, the Globe has released a DVD of its original Twelfth Night production. It's hardly a spoiler to say that Mark Rylance as Olivia walks away with the show, Stephen Fry is easily the most adorable Malvolio ever, and I have never seen a more hilarious Maria than Paul Chahidi.

To vicariously celebrate, here are some animated GIFs (the internet's current preferred method of sophisticated communication) from this theatrical masterpiece:

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Expensive Educations

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I am probably being slightly unfair to Fellowes. I have not yet seen his new Romeo and Juliet , but he has reportedly taken pains to preserve the most quotable lines, so Juliet apparently does say "Wherefore art thou Romeo?" and not the more comprehensible "Why are you Romeo?" However, the great remainder of less-quotable lines appear to have been twisted out of all recognizable shape, and the overall implications of Fellowes's flippant remarks are a bit distressing.

Far be it from me to claim that Shakespeare's 400-year-old language is easy to understand. It's not. However, the language barrier isn't nearly as substantial as certain expensively educated people might think. Take a ten-year-old kid to a performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream  and she'll be able to tell you exactly what is going on, even if she thinks an eglantine is a sort of pastry. Anyone can appreciate Shakespeare. The language may seem foreign at first, but the story, the characters and - crucially - the way everything comes together in performance make it comprehensible. 

I am of the opinion that adaptations of Shakespeare's plays, even apparent hatchet-jobs such as Fellowes's (and an upcoming biker-gang-themed take on Cymbeline, the premise of which has left me entirely baffled) should be embraced and encouraged. The Globe's education advisor, Fiona Banks, summed it up nicely when she said that "[adaptations] have the potential to help us re-imagine and re-discover a wealth of wonderful literature. But they are not a prerequisite for their enjoyment by the non-Oxbridge educated members of the population."

The figo for thy expensive education, Mr. Fellowes. 

Transitiooooooooon!

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Poor Shprintze and Bielke. Totally overshadowed by their big sisters, most of the time nobody even remembers they exist, let alone their names. While their fates are considerably less rosy in the Sholem Aleichem source material, I like to think that they settled down nicely in New York and continued to cause Tevye mild fatherly headaches with their nontraditional choice of suitors.

This comic is inspired by the  Stratford Festival's 2013 production of Fiddler on the Roof. Now, I've seen Fiddler  more times than I can remember, but I have no hesitation in declaring Scott Wentworth the best Tevye I have ever seen. They've extended their run of Fiddler until October 27. Get your tickets now! And then send me one. 

Curse You, Gravity!

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I've reached a level of rock climbing experience where I can usually see very clearly in my mind what I need to do in order to make a particular move. Unfortunately, I'm also at a level of rock climbing experience where my body often completely refuses to cooperate with my mind's grand plans. Either way, it's massively entertaining.


In other news, I just saw a local screening of the National Theater's recent modern-dress production of Othello . I am not really a fan of either Othello  (apart from the last scene, which is always dynamite) or gratuitous modern dress, but the whole package worked surprisingly well. Also... Emilia. Can we talk about how much I love Emilia in that last scene? I'm going to rewrite Othello  so it ends with Emilia stabbing all these idiotic men in the face and driving off with Desdemona into the sunset, Thelma-and-Louise-style. 

OkQueenMab

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Online dating meets Shakespeare! The possibilities are endless. How would the compatibility algorithm handle Kate and Petruchio? Does Viola's self-summary mention that she likes dressing up as a boy? Have Beatrice and Benedick blocked each other, or are they flirting furiously through private messages? Does Miranda's "Message Me If..." section just say "YOU'RE A MAN"?

This comic is inspired by the  Stratford Festival's 2013 production of Romeo and Juliet . Their season ends this coming week and they're offering $29 tickets for certain performances. Go while you still can! It's a long time till next May.

Boxes of Books

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I work in a library, therefore I must love books, right? Well... there are books and then there are books. Context really is everything.

For the record, don't have anything personal against Bosnian serials. They are just a convenient stand-in for all the troublesome, hard-to-catalog books with bad or non-existent records that regularly plague our office. (I'm not saying that I don't know people who do actually have vendettas against Bosnian serials, mind you...)

If you must know, my personal nightmare involves the delivery of twelve disintegrating boxes of Vietnamese books. I still get jumpy when I hear the mail cart approaching. 

The Law's the Thing

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Featuring Portia from The Merchant of Venice, another one of Shakespeare's great cross-dressing heroines. I always wondered why Portia, after her triumphant legal victory in the courts of Venice, decided not to pursue a legal career. She was clearly more informed about Venetian law than any of the men in court, and could spot a sneaky, underhanded loophole from a mile away. And we're supposed to believe she goes happily back to Belmont to keep house for that well-meaning damp rag Bassanio? Pssssh.

This comic is inspired by the Stratford Festival's 2013 production of The Merchant of Venice . I've never particularly cared for Merchant  as a play; I'd previously seen two stage productions and one film version, none of which really connected with me. However, the Stratford production, starring Scott Wentworth as Shylock, was phenomenal and, for a self-proclaimed cynic such as myself, surprisingly powerful. If you're within striking distance of Ontario, it closes next week. Get your tickets now!