My Plot (a Shakespearean Hamilton parody)

Dear old Shakespeare's birthday/deathday is coming up this Sunday! To celebrate, I've written him a little song.

....OK, I've stolen a song from Lin-Manuel Miranda's Hamilton and then rewritten all the lyrics. 


Romeo and Juliet: Act 2, Scene 2

OK, we've established that Romeo and Juliet are impulsive, infatuated, hormonally-driven teenagers. Let's see what happens when we introduce an adult in a position of responsiblity into the equation!

If Romeo and Juliet are a fire, the adults in the story are the gasoline that inevitably gets thrown on it.