Golden (as sung by Hamlet)

Exorcising all my earworms for this year by turning them into Shakespeare songs…

In case you don’t have any kids in your life, here is the original song:

And in case you want MORE Shakespeare-themed song parodies, check out my holiday songbook, full of Shakespearean twists on seasonal classics complete with ukulele chords and murder.

The Shakespearean Holiday Songbook, vol. 1
$8.00

IN STOCK NOW! Chestnuts and open fires. Hot chocolate and marshmallows. Holiday songs and… Shakespeare?

That’s right! This 28-page volume contains 10 of my best Shakespeare-themed holiday song parodies, most of them with expanded verses, plus two brand new compositions, each accompanied by hopefully-charming stick-figure illustrations. Spice up your caroling with the dulcet tones of Titus Andronicus, or the cheerful and upbeat rampage of Richard III!

While it is absolutely NOT necessary to play the ukulele in order to enjoy this songbook, all songs come with easy ukulele chord suggestions and, to be perfectly honestly, they all sound hilarious when accompanied by the plinky-plink cheerfulness of a uke. You should give it a try.

Song List:

  • Hamlet the Danish Princeling (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) *expanded*

  • O Birnam Wood (O Christmas Tree) *expanded*

  • Dip Our Hands in Blood of Caesar (Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly) *expanded*

  • We Three Kings of Lancaster Are (We Three Kings of Orient Are) *expanded*

  • Baby I Love You So (Baby It's Cold Outside)

  • O Romeo and Juliet (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen) *expanded*

  • Old King Lear's Dividing His Crown (Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

  • Have Yourself a Merry Wife of Windsor (Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas)

  • Richard Third (Jingle Bells) *expanded*

  • Violent Night (Silent Night) *new*

  • All I Want for Crispin's Is France (All I Want for Christmas is You) *new*

  • I'm Dreaming of a Midsummer (I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas)

Popular (as sung by Lady Macbeth)

With all the talk of Wicked: For Good going around I thought it would be a good time to revisit the classic Shakespearean tale of witches. And so today I’m presenting a song from Wicked: For Bad.

(Original song here, if by some miracle you’re not aggressively familiar with it already.)

“Once I’m with King Duncan
My whole life will shine,
’Cause when I kill King Duncan
His crown will be mine!”

I'm Just Hal

Grab your mink robe of state, kick back in your Mojo Dojo Castle House with a brewski small beer, and sing along to this:

In case you are somehow not familiar with Ryan “No Known Relation But I’m Not Ruling It Out” Gosling’s epic performance of this song from last year’s Barbie movie, please check it out immediately.

Come Together (Write Now)

We interrupt your Shakespearean bingo cards to bring you a song to celebrate Shakespeare’s birthday tomorrow! (If you’re not familiar with the tune, get caught up here first.) ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Consulting pocket dramaturg: Kate Pitt

Consulting pocket dramaturg: Kate Pitt

For more fun Shakespeare birthday content, check out my brand new Man From Stratford archive page!

GTB Archive Updates: Musical Parodies

If you’ve been following my work here for a while, you know I love writing musical parodies. Seriously, I can’t get enough of it. And now you can browse all my musical parodies in one place!

In related news, I got a ukulele last year and am planning to put together “The Song Book of Shakespearean Parodies That Are Particularly Easy to Play on the Ukulele” sometime in the uncertain future. Don’t hold your breath, but it’s going to happen.

Shakespearean Christmas Carols, part 7

Time for another Shakespearean Christmas carol! (This is for you, Michael Bahr.)

Consulting pocket dramaturg: Kate Pitt

Consulting pocket dramaturg: Kate Pitt

To be honest, I’ve always felt that “Carol of the Bells” sounds like someone turned a panic attack into a song. Pretty sure my blood pressure was elevated while I was working on this. Gonna go chill out to some “Silent Night” now.

For more Shakespearean Christmas carols, check out the Good Tickle Brain Holiday Songbook!

I’m taking next week off but I’ll see you back here when the new year FINALLY rolls around.

You're the (Shakespearean) Top!

It’s Shakespeare’s (kind of) birthday again! Let’s celebrate with a rousing song ripped off from Cole Porter!

Consulting pocket dramaturg: Kate Pitt

Consulting pocket dramaturg: Kate Pitt