St. Crispin's Day Special!

Tomorrow, October 25, is the feast day of Saints Crispin and Crispian, and consequently the 599th anniversary of the Battle of Agincourt, where Henry V's ragtag bunch of brave, marauding Englishman defeated a vastly superior French army. To celebrate, I've got not one, not two, but three different things to share with you!

First of all, a comic. As I've mentioned before, Laurence Olivier's 1944 film version of Henry V was what first sparked my present-day infatuation with Shakespeare. My father introduced me to it when I was about nine years old, but his own association with that particular movie goes back much further.

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Apparently my grandfather thought the entire escapade was hilarious, and said it was "the greatest movie he almost saw". It was the only time either he or my father were ever thrown out of a movie theatre. 


The only reason anyone still mentions Crispin's Day today, of course, is because Shakespeare wrote a whopping great speech all about it, in which Henry psyches up his men before the big battle of Agincourt. It's a fantastic speech, and probably one of the first bits of Shakespeare that I memorized from start to finish.

Here's a video mash-up of six different Henrys giving six different renditions of the Crispin's Day speech. I'm running through them in chronological order, and each of them gets one verse line at a time. And so, without further ado, here are Laurence Olivier, Robert Hardy, David Gwillim, Kenneth Branagh, Jamie Parker and Tom Hiddleston!

As you can see, there are two broad types of Crispin's Day speeches: the bombastic and loud rallying cry bellowed to the troops, and the more introspective and private version shared with only a few captains. I happen to be a fan of the former, which is not to say there is anything wrong with the latter. The joy of Shakespeare is that his words can be endlessly interpreted and reinterpreted to suit the productions, the actors, and the times. (I will admit, though, that Olivier's classic delivery is nearest and dearest to my heart.)

If you want to see the full versions of some of these speeches, check out my Crispin's Day post from last year. 


Finally, here's a look at how depictions of Henry V's hair in popular culture have evolved over the past 70 years. 

Now, I'm not saying this is a bad thing, but we have moved further and further away from the historical source material. Just an observation. 

Happy Crispin's Day (tomorrow) to everyone!

Shakespearean Character Spotlight: Gonzalo

Point One: Hurricane Gonzalo has recently battered Bermuda the British Isles.

Point Two: The random number generator I use to select which Shakespearean character I am going to feature in my weekly spotlight selected Gonzalo... from The Tempest...

Conclusion: Random number generators have sick and inappropriate senses of humor, and are also Shakespeare aficionados. I apologize.

Gonzalo is so Good and Honest and Kind that you sometimes want to smack him around a bit, but then you feel guilty about thinking such evil thoughts about such a Good and Honest and Kind person.

Tune in on Friday for Crispin's Day Special!

Shakespearean Character Spotlight: Peter Bullcalf

Today our Shakespearean Character Spotlight random number generator alights upon a sturdy and morally-flexible country lad from Gloucestershire. 

As far as Falstaff's recruits go, Bullcalf is all well and good, and really drives home the point that FALSTAFF HAS NO MORALS, in case you hadn't realized that already. However, I've always been much more fond of his fellow recruit, the woman's tailor Francis Feeble. More on him later, I'm sure... 

Shakespearean Character Spotlight: Smith the Weaver

It's time for another Shakespearean Character Spotlight! After featuring a couple of prominent heroines, we're back to taking a closer look at the unwashed masses of background characters. Meet Smith the Weaver!

Among Jack Cade's followers, poor Smith the Weaver very much plays second fiddle to the ore flamboyant Dick the Butcher, who gets to say the famous "kill all the lawyers" line. Nobody remembers Smith's "toasted cheese" line. Poor old Smith.

In case you're wondering what is around Smith's neck, it's supposed to be a scarf. He wove himself a little scarf. 

I Have Done My Work Ill, part 2

In Monday's comic we saw what happened when Antony tried to get someone else to kill him. (Spoiler: it didn't work out.) Today we'll take a look at what happens when he takes matters into his own hands. (Spoiler: it doesn't work out.)

I have to admit, this bit always makes me laugh, in a slightly self-conscious and macabre way. Poor Antony is having one of those days where nothing goes right for him. Antony, world-renowned soldier and fearsome warrior, can't even stab himself properly. And, to top it all off, Cleopatra's not dead. She's just been having a lark. 

 

I Have Done My Work Ill, part 1

If you know anything about Antony and Cleopatra, you probably know that Antony kills himself. What you might not know is just how hard it is for him to kill himself. Seriously, he sucks at killing himself. 

Eros is one of the great "minor" roles in the Shakespearean canon. He spends most of the play running around after Antony like a faithful puppy, but then in his last scene he punches you right in the feels. I haven't really done him justice here.

But really, if you want something done properly, you have to do it yourself. Tune in on Wednesday to see what happens when Antony takes matters into his own hands. 

Shakespearean Character Spotlight: Desdemona

The random number generator has hit upon another major character for this week's Shakespearean Character Spotlight! Today we take a look at Desdemona.

The vast majority of Shakespeare's female characters are strong and powerful, which is why I give the more insipid women like Hero such a hard time. I was quite prepared to run roughshod over Desdemona for meekly putting up with an obviously irrational husband who emotionally and physically abuses her. However, the more I thought about it the more I realized Desdemona is actually quite spunky. She (understandably) loses it a bit in the last act, but up until then she is admirably froward. 

Of course, my favorite character in Othello is Emilia, but more on her later...