Never Mind the Why and Wherefore

Today's comic addresses an oldie, but a goodie. 

Incidentally, on OKCupid one of the questions they ask to determine if you'll match with someone else or not is "In the line 'Wherefore art thou Romeo?,' what does 'wherefore' mean?" And the multiple choice options are "where", "why", and "who cares". And then you can rate how important this question is to you.

In other news, I'm still single.