Audience Anxiety Dreams

So I woke up at an ungodly hour yesterday morning after suffering through this nightmare:

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I'm well aware that actors have anxiety dreams where they get stage fright or forget all their lines or something. This is the first time I've come across audience members getting anxiety dreams. I can't articulate just how agitated I was at the prospect of missing the second act. It was absolutely a life-or-death situation. 

I think maybe I haven't quite recovered from my annual theatre season yet.

See you on Monday! For this first time in a month I'll actually be at home over the weekend, so I'm thinking it's about time to put together another Shakespearean What-If...