Twelfth Night: Act 4, Scene 3

SO. When we last left Sebastian, he had just been assaulted FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON by Sir Andrew and Sir Toby, and had just been whisked away to a loving tryst FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON by Olivia.

He's having a surreal day.

What do you do when you find yourself swept up in a loving embrace by a wealth, landed noblewoman who calls you by the wrong name and wants to marry you? Obviously, you marry her. That's not dodgy at all.